| Mela | |||
RD | BM | ||
Name (1-5) | 4 | 3 | |
Website (1-5) | 4 | 2 | |
Ambience (1-5) | 4 | 4 | |
Music (1-5) | 2 | 2 | |
Menu (1-5) | 4 | 3 | |
Beer (1-5) | 3 | 3 | |
The Food | |||
Popadom/Dip (1-5) | 5 | 4 | |
Starter (1-20) | 16 | 19 | |
Main (1-20) | 12 | 18 | |
Sidedish (1-5) | 5 | 5 | |
Dessert (1-5) | 3 | 3 | |
A Bit on The Side | |||
Service (1-10) | 8 | 9 | |
Toilets (1-5) | 4 | 3 | |
Towels Mints Stuff (1-5) | 3 | 2 | |
VFM (±1) | 0 | -1 | |
Bonus Points | |||
Bangla Beer | |||
Internal Neon / Moving Water Picture | |||
Free Stuff | |||
Fight | |||
Pictures of Famous Happy Customers | |||
You might see… | |||
Barak Obama | |||
Glenn Hoddle | |||
Rugby 3rd XV | |||
Vicki Pollard | |||
Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100) | |||
Total | 77 | 79 | |
How did it leave me? | |||
Unknown Superlative | |||
Great Curry | |||
A Fine and Tasty Meal | |||
Next day squits | X | ||
Not enough bog roll in the fridge | X | ||
Little or no control of my bodily functions | |||
That night wishing you were dead | |||
Summary | |||
| Good for… | |||
| >80 | Night out with your Swedish au pair | ||
| 65-80 | Friends | ||
| 60-65 | A detour | ||
| 55-60 | Dinner with the missus | ||
| 50-55 | Place on the way home from the pub | ||
| 40-50 | Recommending to your worse enemy | ||
| <40 | A Fight | ||