Bret and Randdy's Bhuna Review


First Impressions

Name (1-5)                        

Website (1-5)                    

Ambience (1-5)                        

(Décor/Other Punters/Exterior appearance/Music)

(Clarity/Layout/Content/Easy clean)



The Food

Popadom/Dip (1-5)                     

Starter (1-20)                       

Main(1-20)                             

Sidedish (1-5)                        

Dessert (1-5)                          

(Choices 6 average, 8 good 10+ excellent)


A Bit on The Side

Service (1-10)                        

(Speed Quality Courtesy)

Toilets (1-5)                          

Towels Mints Stuff (1-5)                

 

Bonus Points

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How did it leave me?

Unknown Superlative                            

Great curry                        

A Fine and tasty meal                             

Next day squits                        

Not enough bog roll in the fridge          

Little or No control of My bodily Functions    

That night wishing you were dead          


Summary

Good for…

>80 Night out with the Swedish Au Pair   

65-80 Friends                          

60-65 A detour                         

55-60 Dinner with the missus            

50-55 Place on the way home from the pub

40-50 Recommending to your worse enemy   

< 40 A Fight                           

VFM (±5)                            

Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100)  

Pictures of Famous Happy Customers   (+1)

Fight  (+1)                               

Internal Neon \ Moving water picture  (+1)

Free Stuff      (+1) 

Bangla Beer            (+1)                 

Beer (1-5)                             

Menu (1-5)