Chilli and Spice




RR

RD

BM

Name (1-5)

3

3

3

Website (1-5)

2

2

2

Ambience (1-5)

2

2

3

Music (1-5)

2

4

3

Menu (1-5)

3

3

2

Beer (1-5)

3

3

2





The Food




Popadom/Dip (1-5)

4

3

4

Starter (1-20)

15

15

17

Main (1-20)

15

13

13

Sidedish (1-5)

3

4

3

Dessert (1-5)

3

3

2





A Bit on The Side




Service (1-10)

8

7

7

Toilets (1-5)

3

3

3

Towels Mints Stuff (1-5)

2

3

1

VFM (±1)

0

0

0





Bonus Points




Bangla Beer

0

0

0

Internal Neon / Moving Water Picture

0

0

0

Free Stuff 

1

1

1

Fight

0

0

0

Pictures of Famous Happy Customers

0

0

0

You might see…




Barak Obama

0

0

0

Glenn Hoddle

0

0

0

Rugby 3rd XV

0

0

0

Vicki Pollard

0

0

0

Owner shaking hands with Gandhi (+100)




Total

69

69

66

How did it leave me?





Unknown Superlative




Great Curry




A Fine and Tasty Meal

yes



Next day squits


yes

yes

Not enough bog roll in the fridge




Little or no control of my bodily functions




That night wishing you were dead




Summary




Good for…


>80Night out with your Swedish au pair
65-80Friends

60-65A detour

55-60Dinner with the missus
50-55Place on the way home from the pub
40-50Recommending to your worse enemy
<40A Fight